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Entry posted by Emmy · February 10, 2016

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10th February 2016

Thought I had better write this rather than 'Mum' because if I let her tell you she may use some words she shouldn't and get banned from the forum.

Yesterday when 'Mum' left me.in the shower room on my own I did some investigating. I thought a few things need to be sorted in the shower room but before I could get started 'Mum' was back with a rich tea biscuit and with me that definitely comes first before work!

So today I was allowed free flying time and Mum told me she would be back in 5 minutes. Now that wasn't leaving me much time to get the work done and I wanted to do a good job so it could go on my record, if and when I had to apply for a job.as an experienced demolisher!

In my opinion there were plastic strips which were of no use and they also got in the way when I tried to perch, if they were removed I'd get a better grip. Strip No. 1 was easy because I had practised on it before.

I was just started to strip No. 2 when - bet you have guessed it- 'Mum' came back in and from what I was hearing she was NOT amused.

As usual out came her camera to get evidence-( I didn't mind too much because in the future I could use that as proof that I was a good demolisher)

.I thought I was just as well to get 'hung' for a sheep as for a lamb' so I decided to just finish the job.

Strip no 2 fell to the floor - In my opinion ,'Job Well Done' (Just wished I had to use hearing aids then I could have removed them and then I wouldn't have heard all those loud words Mum was using.)

I finished by putting on my 'Sorry Mum' look but I'm not stupid, by now I knew she wanted me back in my cage and even if she was angry with me she would have to give me a treat before I go back in- Well at least I did deserve it after all that hard work.